Habbadfed Mipzigparktarpzanfat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tiresome rat.

Habbadfed Mipzigparktarpzanfat created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habbadfed Mipzigparktarpzanfat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Habbadfed Mipzigparktarpzanfat, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Habbadfed Mipzigparktarpzanfat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Habbadfed Mipzigparktarpzanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near goats.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. You must love Habbadfed Mipzigparktarpzanfat.

5. Do not covet oxen.