Pigsannurt is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic mole.

Pigsannurt created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigsannurt, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pigsannurt, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pigsannurt's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pigsannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear white coats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.