Xemfagjon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, vain penguin.

Xemfagjon created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemfagjon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xemfagjon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Xemfagjon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Xemfagjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Never eat green fruit.