Ruttsanwikhamnutnegfid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring zebra.

Ruttsanwikhamnutnegfid created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttsanwikhamnutnegfid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ruttsanwikhamnutnegfid, he will turn you into a tree.

Ruttsanwikhamnutnegfid's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ruttsanwikhamnutnegfid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silicon sculptures of Ruttsanwikhamnutnegfid on top of important buildings.

2. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the south.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always wear magenta.