Latcenbastwigmeghubnabhas Miskad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud dingo.

Latcenbastwigmeghubnabhas Miskad created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latcenbastwigmeghubnabhas Miskad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Latcenbastwigmeghubnabhas Miskad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Latcenbastwigmeghubnabhas Miskad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Latcenbastwigmeghubnabhas Miskad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always obey Latcenbastwigmeghubnabhas Miskad's priests.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.