Bot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fast swallow.

Bot created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bot, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must pray to Bot seven times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.