Kanbissyart is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, quiet salamander.

Kanbissyart created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanbissyart, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kanbissyart, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Kanbissyart's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Kanbissyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.