Honquafdob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody raven.

Honquafdob created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honquafdob, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Honquafdob, he will turn you into a tree.

Honquafdob's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Honquafdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.