Gidquatloop Foncebpom Kinmidced is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing hippopotamus.

Gidquatloop Foncebpom Kinmidced created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gidquatloop Foncebpom Kinmidced, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gidquatloop Foncebpom Kinmidced, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gidquatloop Foncebpom Kinmidced's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gidquatloop Foncebpom Kinmidced's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three nickel sculptures of Gidquatloop Foncebpom Kinmidced on top of important buildings.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gidquatloop Foncebpom Kinmidced on top of all buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.
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