Bellfidhit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, vain duck.

Bellfidhit created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellfidhit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bellfidhit, she will curse you with boils.

Bellfidhit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bellfidhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.