Nabflatjam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful dingo.

Nabflatjam created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabflatjam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nabflatjam, he will turn you into a rat.

Nabflatjam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nabflatjam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabflatjam.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Nabflatjam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must love Nabflatjam.