Nellkabtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish wyrm.

Nellkabtetti created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellkabtetti, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nellkabtetti, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nellkabtetti's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nellkabtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.
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