Bassrutvig Futlabgov Fubgep is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody eagle.

Bassrutvig Futlabgov Fubgep created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassrutvig Futlabgov Fubgep, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bassrutvig Futlabgov Fubgep, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bassrutvig Futlabgov Fubgep's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bassrutvig Futlabgov Fubgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Bassrutvig Futlabgov Fubgep loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.