Tadvabyam Farhunapp Davgangan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, calm centaur.

Tadvabyam Farhunapp Davgangan created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Tadvabyam Farhunapp Davgangan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tadvabyam Farhunapp Davgangan, it will think nothing of it.

Tadvabyam Farhunapp Davgangan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tadvabyam Farhunapp Davgangan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Tadvabyam Farhunapp Davgangan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Tadvabyam Farhunapp Davgangan on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed garlic to doves while wearing green kilts.

5. Always take life seriously.