Wipyathub is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic squirrel.

Wipyathub created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipyathub, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipyathub, she will come to you in dreams.

Wipyathub's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wipyathub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. You must pray to Wipyathub seven times a day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Never write about galaxies.
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