Gadgabsag Jenfonsand is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful wyvern.

Gadgabsag Jenfonsand created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadgabsag Jenfonsand, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gadgabsag Jenfonsand, it will be very unhappy.

Gadgabsag Jenfonsand's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gadgabsag Jenfonsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Do not dye your hair red.