Moblikmipmap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, confident narwhal.

Moblikmipmap created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Moblikmipmap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Moblikmipmap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Moblikmipmap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Moblikmipmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck yellow.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Retreat if nine ants approach from the west.