Sombonmonsad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish mouse.

Sombonmonsad created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sombonmonsad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sombonmonsad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sombonmonsad's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sombonmonsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never jump near seals.

4. Erect seven silver sculptures of Sombonmonsad on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about swans.