Limmiglop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, witty narwhal.

Limmiglop created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limmiglop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Limmiglop, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Limmiglop's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Limmiglop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Limmiglop.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.