Kadkinsit is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, humorless butterfly.

Kadkinsit created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadkinsit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kadkinsit, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kadkinsit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kadkinsit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Kadkinsit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.