Nansugnil is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable hummingbird.

Nansugnil created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nansugnil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nansugnil, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nansugnil's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nansugnil's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.