Negyoklag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring jellyfish.

Negyoklag created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Negyoklag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negyoklag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Negyoklag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Negyoklag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Negyoklag on top of all buildings.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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