Fabxencut is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awesome toad.

Fabxencut created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabxencut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fabxencut, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fabxencut's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fabxencut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Run away from green voles, for they are unholy.