Wabdabinghiglin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak lobster.

Wabdabinghiglin created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabdabinghiglin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wabdabinghiglin, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wabdabinghiglin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wabdabinghiglin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Never feed cherries to manatees while wearing cyan skirts.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Do not cook food in pots.