Dudbunbog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent armadillo.

Dudbunbog created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbunbog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dudbunbog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dudbunbog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dudbunbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dudbunbog on top of all buildings.

2. You must pray to Dudbunbog four times a day.

3. Hide from purple bats for they are unholy.

4. Always wear red.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.