Cidpadrull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring gnu.

Cidpadrull created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Cidpadrull, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cidpadrull, she will send you a sign.

Cidpadrull's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cidpadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Cidpadrull loves horses, so they must be respected.