Fobtarggig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, quiet swan.

Fobtarggig created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobtarggig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fobtarggig, she will not care.

Fobtarggig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fobtarggig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fobtarggig on top of all buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fobtarggig.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never talk about stars.