Cedmotgigmad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, overgenerous wombat.

Cedmotgigmad created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Cedmotgigmad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cedmotgigmad, it will not invite you to parties.

Cedmotgigmad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cedmotgigmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.