Tofbenged is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, impressive human.

Tofbenged created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tofbenged, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tofbenged, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tofbenged's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tofbenged's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Worship no other gods but Tofbenged.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.