Xemfadhadyim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, thoughtless finch.

Xemfadhadyim created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Xemfadhadyim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xemfadhadyim, it will be very sad.

Xemfadhadyim's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Xemfadhadyim's Holy Commandments

1. Xemfadhadyim loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not chop down trees.