Rowkapbem is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, self-confident capybara.

Rowkapbem created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowkapbem, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rowkapbem, she will be mildly annoyed.

Rowkapbem's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rowkapbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Rowkapbem loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Hide from red goats for they are unholy.