Rill is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless crow.

Rill created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rill, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rill, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Rill's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rill on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.