Hubnellsannulhasfumyakkan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent alligator.

Hubnellsannulhasfumyakkan created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubnellsannulhasfumyakkan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hubnellsannulhasfumyakkan, it will not invite you to parties.

Hubnellsannulhasfumyakkan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hubnellsannulhasfumyakkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help goats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.