Govyattgonsid is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome penguin.

Govyattgonsid created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govyattgonsid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Govyattgonsid, she will not care.

Govyattgonsid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Govyattgonsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Govyattgonsid's priests.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed figs to doves while wearing magenta scarves.

5. Always wear mauve.