Dodarpdod Yartquimlip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, egotistical jackal.

Dodarpdod Yartquimlip created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dodarpdod Yartquimlip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dodarpdod Yartquimlip, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dodarpdod Yartquimlip's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dodarpdod Yartquimlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dodarpdod Yartquimlip's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.