Rilnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sage giraffe.

Rilnurl created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilnurl, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilnurl, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rilnurl's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rilnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rilnurl.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.