Hithogmil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest crow.

Hithogmil created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hithogmil, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hithogmil, it will jump up and down on your head.

Hithogmil's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hithogmil's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.