Dimratvil is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud guinea pig.

Dimratvil created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimratvil, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dimratvil, it will ignore you.

Dimratvil's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dimratvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dimratvil.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Dimratvil on top of important buildings.

5. Never wear shirts.