Ligwigcub is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, happy faun.

Ligwigcub created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligwigcub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ligwigcub, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ligwigcub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ligwigcub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.