Jenkimpibxencetyamnadlid Getfliggup is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong bear.

Jenkimpibxencetyamnadlid Getfliggup created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenkimpibxencetyamnadlid Getfliggup, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jenkimpibxencetyamnadlid Getfliggup, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jenkimpibxencetyamnadlid Getfliggup's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Jenkimpibxencetyamnadlid Getfliggup's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jenkimpibxencetyamnadlid Getfliggup.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.