Gamranrat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, benevolent guinea pig.

Gamranrat created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamranrat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gamranrat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gamranrat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gamranrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never hurt goats.