Jopflapgub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate goat.

Jopflapgub created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopflapgub, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jopflapgub, she will remove you from existence.

Jopflapgub's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Jopflapgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.