Bedhugrap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent sheep.

Bedhugrap created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedhugrap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bedhugrap, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bedhugrap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bedhugrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bedhugrap's name in vain.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never pour water over plants.