Badarnraprap Bomtailhigyam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, almighty chicken.

Badarnraprap Bomtailhigyam created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Badarnraprap Bomtailhigyam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Badarnraprap Bomtailhigyam, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Badarnraprap Bomtailhigyam's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Badarnraprap Bomtailhigyam's Holy Commandments

1. Badarnraprap Bomtailhigyam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about planets.

4. You must love Badarnraprap Bomtailhigyam.

5. Never hurt doves.