Rancencip is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous wyvern.

Rancencip created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Rancencip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rancencip, he will destroy your favourite star.

Rancencip's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rancencip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Always obey Rancencip's priests.