Xucyatdutwiktiflaklin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, impressive troll.

Xucyatdutwiktiflaklin created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucyatdutwiktiflaklin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Xucyatdutwiktiflaklin, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xucyatdutwiktiflaklin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Xucyatdutwiktiflaklin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.