Barnganbop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow rhinoceros.

Barnganbop created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnganbop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Barnganbop, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Barnganbop's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Barnganbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Run away from magenta rats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Pray towards the west.