Ominxinwad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless pig.

Ominxinwad created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominxinwad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ominxinwad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ominxinwad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Ominxinwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan stockings.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Do not chop down trees.