Flablog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, blissful shark.

Flablog created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flablog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flablog, she will make you grow a tail.

Flablog's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Flablog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not bounce in public.