Kipgep is a god.

She takes the form of a large, thoughtless wyvern.

Kipgep created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipgep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kipgep, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kipgep's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kipgep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never paint your arms purple.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Run away from red aardvarks, for they are unholy.